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❝I AM HAVING A WHOLE WHEAT PITA PIZZA! NO ONE ELSE IS GETTING LAID BY GIRLS TONIGHT!❞

I like hockey and hot men and promoting world peace, not necessarily in that order. I'm a pinko commie hippie liberal fuck. I can still appreciate men (and women) in uniform. I have a low tolerance for intolerance and a tendency to SPEAK IN ALL CAPS and sparkle text. I will spend September through June talking non-stop about the Washington Capitals (and sometimes the Detroit Red Wings) (and the Hershey Bears). I will judge you by your userpics and your LJ interests. I will love you for making me laugh. And also writing me porn. Hallmark commercials and overtime playoff loses make me cry. If you want to buy me a drink, make it a mojito.

If you made it through this tl;dr, I guess you can stay. ♥






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